I will get to why Sean Hannity (with scarily white teeth for a man his age) is on my blog. I don’t know how many blogs you all read. But I read quite a few. And on days when I’m really bored, I’ll click on the links provided by the blogs I like. I cannot for the life of me remember where I found this blog and I so wish I had bookmarked it so that I could give it credit.
Anyway, I’ve shared words I hate . I don’t need to mention them because that might upset me. And we don’t want to upset me. Reading this anonymous blog, I found a word that I love used in reference to Sean Hannity. I don’t know that I can work it into my vocabulary in a kind way, but it does crack me up. TOOL. What a fantastic word. I’m not a fan of Sean Hannity. I don’t necessarily disagree with him, just don’t like him. In fact, I think he’s a TOOL. What a great word. I think it’s under-used. I’m still pondering ways to use this word. Tools, the mechanical or theoretical ones are great. The human tools are just funny. But, I need to learn more about “tool” etiquette. Is it ok to tell a person he’s a TOOL? How do you phrase it? “Bob, you’re being a TOOL, stop it.” “Everyone in the room who is not a tool stand up, hey now, not so fast, Bob.” I’m going to have to think on this a bit more. But, I dare you to tell me why TOOL is not a great word. (Wondering if it can be used affectionately? “Awww Bob, ya big tool.”)
Posted on Friday, Sep 15, 2006, 12:55 AM (UTC -4)