Secure the perimeter!


Secure the perimeter!
Saturday, Nov 22, 2008

Repeat! Secure the perimeter. The countdown has begun. Jack Bauer returns (for two hours) to your tv screens tomorrow night. You have 24 hours to make sure you have adequate supplies. Adult beverages, soda for the kids, manly snacks – jerky and other portable food that can be eaten while dangling on a rope from a helicopter. Most, importantly, everyone watching must have their Depends ready to go. If Jack doesn’t have to take potty breaks, neither do you. (Note to men who might be watching – do NOT shave in the morning. You’ll feel out of place if you do.)

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