I did not know it when I was living it, but three-years-old is the best it gets. They are portable and easily impressed. If you’re consistent and willing to give up most of your life, they come out on the four-year-old side as human beings. And then they become teenagers. . . (muhahahaha)
Teenagers, not so much. They’re big and not terribly portable. Additionally, they speak and don’t shut up. Ever. Did I mention they’re stoopid? In this instance no one was hurt. But, sheesh … (and, NO!, no one is contemplating moving out, just the best picture I could find.)
Trying day here. Nothing scary or unusual, but this teen stuff is all new and weird. WHY did the authors (who made me insane and who made me doubt my every move) of What to Expect the First Year not continue with the series? I want clear instructions on what to expect the 15/16/17/18/19 Years. NOW!