Happy Valentine’s Day. Mike and Andy planted a small garden a few months ago and are now harvesting their carrots. Sure, they claim they love me and would never do anything to cause me undue stress. But, actions speak louder than words. Imagine my delight when I woke up this morning to a counter full of these. It’s bad enough that chicken looks like chicken. It’s bad enough that birds stalk me at fast-food drive-thrus. Now I have to co-exist with avian vegetables? I’m not feeling the love.