This is the story. Holy cow! These women were hiding 4 pairs of boots and 3 pairs of jeans and more in their rolls of fat. $2600 from a TJ Maxx. I’m not much of a shopper, but that’s a LOT of stuff! And here I worry about 5-10 pounds of PMS fat every month. It has never once occurred to me that I could use my gooey-ness to my advantage and steal stuff with/via it. But, how in the world do you inconspicuously stash this stuff under your rolls in the middle of a store??? How in the world do you hide a pair of boots under your boobs – ever? anywhere? Even if they’re really big boobs and really small boots? HOW?
You know I’m weird. Let’s build on that, shall we?
I’ve mostly given up the 24-hour television-news-cycle, but I still read some sites when I’m online. One site popped up this morning and the first story I clicked on has been bothering me all day long and I’m putting off bed because I know I’m going to have nightmares.
And, I’m thinking if you have enough bulk to hide four pairs of boots in your boobs, maybe you don’t need the boots. Your boobs are so big no one is ever going to look at your stolen boots – ever. I dunno. Jeans? I’m curious about who they were shopping for – themselves? Where in the world does a person of any size hide a pair of jeans??
And we wonder why airport security is so tough?