Perusing the news this evening, I saw two items that made me go “Hmmmm. . . .” I have yet to meet a woman who complains her butt isn’t big enough. Even my friends that share my lack-of-butt challenges still check the mirror to see if “this makes my butt look fat.”
Here, herbal medicines that will grow you a butt (your liver and potential for developing cancer be damned). It’s all about leaving a great-looking corpse, right? Free range chicken is fine, but, it’s all about the butt. And, then, HERE! is a woman that died trying to enhance her butt, which if you go through the pictures in the article, was perfectly lovely before she started.