Isn’t that a song?
Anyway, it’s come to my attention that there are people making weird things out there in the world wide world and they must be making money. These are all real things and they are haunting me.
Perfect Polly???? Seriously. Birds are scary enough. Why in the world would you want a totally fake bird? And who are the people in this infomercial? Are they really convinced? The thing does not even come with safety goggles.
Bacon Jam? Based on a Google Search (doing my part to keep our gub’mint busy) this is a thing. I love bacon as much as the next person, but no. Just no.
And, THIS just seen. That’s right, folks. Hair stockings to keep perverts and everyone else away. I just don’t know. It might be bedtime.